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The Wrathful Pot
The Hot Scotty
by Carl Grundberg | Ingredient | Quantity |
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| garlic, peeled, raw: | one clove | | scotch (single malt): | as needed | | shot glass: | one |
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- This is a home remedy for a particular phase in the progression
of a cold or flu: namely, when you've been dragging along being sick,
but you're just about ready to break out of it and get well. Sometimes
your system needs a kick in the rear in order to move on. This recipe
provides what you need.
- Fill the shot glass with scotch and hold in your left
hand. Hold the raw clove of garlic in your right hand. Take a munch of
the clove of garlic, followed by a sip of the scotch. Continue until
both garlic and scotch are gone. This is best done ostentatiously,
while socialising with a group of people. Repeat as necessary.
- It's important to note that this is a straight-no-chaser
remedy. No hot water, honey, sugar, lemon, nor anything cosy and
comforting should be included. You want to get well, don't you?
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